Stwipe Acquires OpenWouter, Mocks AI M&A

This is sharp developer-culture satire disguised as an acquisition announcement, turning AI infrastructure jargon into an absurdist product launch.

• –Mocks the industry’s obsession with model routing, benchmarks, token economics, and consolidation
• –Uses a live “200 OK” endpoint that always returns Wouter’s refusal: “Nee.”
• –Explicitly clarifies that Stwipe, OpenWouter, and the acquisition do not exist
• –Works best as commentary on AI marketing rather than a usable developer tool
• –Its Hacker News traction shows appetite for technically literate parody